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Thursday, June 15, 2006

 

Some Laughs

Waiting for one’s Bashert is often trying, but if you think that those on the other side have nothing but fun....


You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted"Next day she received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said,"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.

" If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."

A Woman's PrayerDear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods.Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

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Comments:
wonderful jokes
as they say , in every joke there is a little bit of joke and alot of truth
 
:)
 
DM- well said my friend.
Nevertheless they are in fact jokes told by relatively happily married men.

Jack's shack- Glad you enjoyed.
 
funny, but sad that it is true often times.
 
why must there be so many jokes at women's expense? :-(
 
Sweet and funny, especially the one with the ring on the wrong finger :D
 
they arent jokes at women's expense. they are jokes at married men and women's expense. being single, i can laugh :P

honestly tho.. this doesnt inspire me to do the deed :)
 
G-d give me strength.........
LOL!
 
husband wanted-take mine!!

woohoo im laughin too hard at that one!
 
So wait, remind me again why it's so terrible not to be married?! :-P
 
funny stuff!
 
LOL!!

So one second should I rethink my on the market status?? :-S
 
LOL- funny stuff, thanks for the laughs!
 
These made me LOL, Prag!
 
Wow! LOL!
Those are some gems!
 
thank you! that's cheered me up. funny. a little bit true too!
 
thnx for the laugh
 
Great jokes, and very timely, since today, my husband and I are celebrating our 26th wedding anniversary!
 
Very cute. Here's another one to add to your list.

"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."

- Ambrose Bierce
 
lol !
 
great jokes! sad in a way! why do such jokes exist.
 
:-)
 
thanks for the laughs. in every joke there is some truth
 
LOL..Thanks for the laughs..I needed them..
 
Hey! Honored to be recomended, thanks alot ;) Great lines, very funny, I'm actually at a wedding now and well I guess you inspired me to follow up with another short piece on married life, that and and the fact that this wedding is taking forever ( a real shlleper wedding out of town) so what else am I to do with free time on my hands.
muchos gracias.
 
Come and tell my hundreds of readers why they should be reading your blog.
 
why are these so popular?? lol, very funny!
 
lolololol!! cheers!!

nice sheva-brachot lines btw..
 
Terrible!!!
And yet-wonderful!

But even if marriage is miserable, well, then, misery loves company!!:)
 
ok i laughed!
 
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