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Wednesday, February 01, 2006




A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down ..

He then took her to a Kosher Delight where he ordered her a burger with extra fries and a coke.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda , and her favorite candy, Hershey's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

I meant my DRESS SIZE, you dumb ass!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man IS listening, he is going to get it wrong!

That's really funny because it is so true! My husband says that men aren't born to "Read between the lines." Just tell us what you want!
That is GREAT!!! Men are sometimes stupid... but sweet :)
LOL..That is so true, and my husband would agree with you completely!
very funny
lol - cute!
very sweet
pragmatician you are so clean-minded
you are like on a different planet
actually you remind me of my uncle moshe but hopefully you are not balding witha cholent-belly!

I think this lady should take it as a compliment that her dress size wasn't the first thing that occured to him!

My late husband was always getting it wrong, bless his heart. But like the man in this story, he was as creative as he was generous, and he never forgot the day we married.
Pretty funny stuff! I'd love something like that for my b-day. Instead of KD make it dairy so we can have an ice cream sundae!
Prag- Your always good for a lough.
Very cute~!!!
Great post
Great story
Awesome blog!
When reading the post I was so happy for the woman that her husband is fulfilling her every wish and tries everything to make her happy - what a great husband. And then, in the end - poor him - he misunderstood her. Why can´t we women just be happy instead??? Cute story!
LOL, I read this one before, but it's still funny. And true because we have to be so clear when talking.
it's me eshet. I can't post under my name because blogger kicked me out. Long story. But this was a really cute story...lol
At least he tried.
good story! Shows I'm a woman, I right away though, she doesn't really want to be 6??
I love that joke. It's so true, some men don't listen. Although, there are a lot of women who don't listen either.
Glad you all enjoyed this one
Emahs and Chasidishe Shaigitz thanks for posting and welcome to my blog.
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