Wednesday, February 08, 2006
PARENTS AND KIDS, who really has reason to complain?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut
up.
2. Grandchildren are G-d's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON
THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
cartoon from http://www.babyblues.com/
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut
up.
2. Grandchildren are G-d's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON
THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
cartoon from http://www.babyblues.com/
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:) Got me smiling even after being up all night, and im not talking that hazzy spacy not exactly in this world kinda smile, but a real true genuine smile. Good post :)
some quotes to go with that;
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them."
"Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
Blog ya later!
some quotes to go with that;
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them."
"Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
Blog ya later!
Datingmaster-It was ok! And I love barbecue
Hannala- Thanks for posting, I see your kids keep you busy!
Chasidichse- I get some real good stuff by email from time to time.If one makes me laugh, I know I need to share it on my blog.
Thanks for adding some more quotes, they’re very insightful.
Keep us laughing!
Hannala- Thanks for posting, I see your kids keep you busy!
Chasidichse- I get some real good stuff by email from time to time.If one makes me laugh, I know I need to share it on my blog.
Thanks for adding some more quotes, they’re very insightful.
Keep us laughing!
Where did you find Baby Blues??? When I try reading it online, the site doesn't let me see any new ones...
Hey Brownsvillegirl- You can read all the baby blue comics on this website
http://www.babyblues.com/archive/index.php
You press on any year, month and day and you'll get the matching cartoon. Enjoy and thanks for visiting
http://www.babyblues.com/archive/index.php
You press on any year, month and day and you'll get the matching cartoon. Enjoy and thanks for visiting
Without question children can be the biggest source of aggravation in ones list, however, they are definitely the primary source for joy and fulfillment in our lives
Uh oh I relate to the posts about younger children... what oh what am I going into as they get older? Yikes! LOL thanks!
a few days late on finally checking out this post, but it is just what i needed after a trying day with my two little ones!!!
all day i muttered to myself, "but really, they are a blessing, they are a BLESSING!!!!!"
all day i muttered to myself, "but really, they are a blessing, they are a BLESSING!!!!!"
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