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Wednesday, November 02, 2005


Hope you all had a wonderful Yom Tov.
Unfortunately I didn't find the time to write a decent post yet.
That doesn't mean however I can't share a few laughs with u guys.

Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
(ha ha)
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
No wonder men are happier...

Interesting to see men bashing jokes posted by a man :)
Hysterically funny.. but it seems to me that most of the ladies I know are happier then the men.

Starting with my father. But maybe thats because he has me..
JCMG-I can laugh at myself when necessary, besides I can't deny some of these are true to my daily life (chocolate, yum!!)

Semgirl-Sure enough these lines only show the advantages of being a man. There are some serious advantages to being a woman too. This gives me an idea for an upcoming post.
Very funny. Had not seen these before. Where did you find them?
Thank you for the great chuckle of the day!

And you definitely seem to be a secure man, who can laugh at himself.

Glad to see you blogging again.
Mcaryeh-Thanks for posting, I get jokes like this one in my mailbox from friends.

Barbara-You're welcome. I happen to be insecure in general, but I can handle a little mockery as long as it remains respectful and doesn't get too personal.
Ahhhhhh!!!...as you guys say,

"That's the life"!! :)
Just hearing one side of the coin is quite convincing!
Especially about the whole tznius bit...girls realy do get the raw end sometimes!

But then again guys should be initating the romantic stuff, buying the ring ($$$)and looking after the pressures of getting together a parnassa...

I suppose it all balances out someway or another!
Knished-We're all created with a purpose, but what wouldn't I give to wake up every morning when my wife does.(about 90 minutes later)
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